I blew John Summit under the DJ booth at Brooklyn Mirage and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

“I Blew John Summit Under the DJ Booth at Brooklyn Mirage & All I Got Was This Stupid T‑Shirt” — a hilariously bold conversation starter for EDM fans and night-owls with a sense of humor. This tee captures the fun, chaotic energy of a legendary night at Brooklyn Mirage and turns it into a wearable inside joke.

🎧 Design & Message
Featuring the cheeky phrase in crisp white type on a sleek black canvas, this shirt channels the irreverent spirit of festival culture. Whether you were actually at that iconic night or just want to embrace the vibe, the playful design makes it a standout piece in any wardrobe

👕 Material & Feel
Made from 5.3‑ounce premium cotton, this classic unisex tee is soft, breathable, and durable. Heavier duty than your average tee, it keeps its shape and print quality wash after wash. Color-specific blends ensure optimal comfort:

Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

Dark Heather: 50% / 50% cotton-poly blend

📏 Sizes & Fit
This design comes in XS all the way up to 5XL, giving everyone the chance to rock it in their perfect fit
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. The relaxed unisex cut looks great whether you want a snug fit or something more laid-back.

🌙 Style & Versatility
Perfect for festival nights, DJ booth hangs, after‑parties—or just casual streetwear—this tee pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or layered over a long-sleeve. It’s ideal for those who want to show off their nightlife tales and sense of humor with confidence.

📝 Why You’ll Love It

Memorable design: A witty nod to a wild night and EDM Lol lore

Quality first: Heavyweight cotton, taped seams, and a tear‑away label

All‑inclusive sizing: Relaxed fit for XS‑5XL

Comfort and durability: Designed to stay soft, shaped, and vibrant

Celebrate your wildest nights (or your legendary storytelling skills) with this one‑of‑a‑kind tee. Whether it’s a gift for a festival friend or a staple in your party wardrobe, the “I Blew John Summit Under the DJ Booth at Brooklyn Mirage & All I Got Was This Stupid T‑Shirt” delivers bold fun and lasting comfort.

Grab yours now and wear your story with pride! 🎉